wontdieifkilled | Thirty-Fourth Projection

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Thirty-Fourth Projection

[Audio; Action for Violet City]

[Now that the weather has cleared up, Shirou is outside and laying down on the grass, near the pond on the northern edge of town. After thinking for a while, he decides to muse a bit.]

You know...I've never had a mother figure before. I don't remember my birth mother. I had a father figure and a big sister figure, but that was all I had growing up. I used to try to ignore this day when it came, because there was no point in observing it and there was no point in dwelling on it.

So to finally get one now...it's strange. It just feels different. I'm eighteen years old -- though I guess I'm still seventeen back home -- and now I have someone who I should have had all my life.

Well, better late than never, I guess.

[Video; filtered to Irisviel]

Hey, I sent you a package. Did you get it yet?

[Said package is a brand new umbrella. It's pure white, with silver trim, and it's high-quality.]

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That had been my wish, Shirou.

[ Had. ]

I met another man here by the name of Arthur Pendragon. He was the man to become king back in Merlin's own Britain and he was insufferable. The most stubborn and difficult to please prat I have ever met. It was with that I realized there was no way that man could become king as well. I may have not been the best, but Britain was prosperous for ten years because of me.

You might think it silly of me, Shirou... ah, even I think it silly of me, but I think having to destroy that abomination as well as meeting that man opened my eyes to so much. Merlin told me often that I was a beautiful person with a good heart, so even if I failed... then I know I did my best. I will return to Avalon and rest until I am called upon again.

Is that not what lies in the future of the Forever King? To know of my own legend feels silly, but it does my heart oh so much good. [ It's then she realizes she's been talking on and on, giving a sheepish laugh. ] My apologies, it seems I am failing to answer your question in favor of ancient history.

May thirteenth is the day Arturia Pendragon was born. Although I find it silly to think back on it now that I am long deceased.

No, no, it's okay! I'm glad you're telling me all this. And I'm glad those two guys helped, and I hope you feel better now that you've gotten this off your chest with me. So let's just --

...

Wait.

...

TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?!

No, today is Mother's Day.

[ If only he could see the poker face she has on. ]

[Saber may hear the sound of the flesh of one's palm smacking one's forehead.]

[ Good to see Rin's still on her side. Because that was Rin, right?? ]

Er... Shirou?

...Was that an attempt at a joke?

A knight is ill-suited to be a jester of the court.

[ Besides, she might need a sense of humor before she can make jokes. ]

Well, it sure sounded like deadpan humor to me.

The dead cannot celebrate a birthday, Shirou. So if this day is anything, it is Mother's Day and not my twenty-fifth birthday.

[ By the way, she's older. dealwithit.gif ]

You're not dead here. You're just as alive as--

--wait, twenty-five?

Yes, twenty-five. A quarter of a century. [ Just in case he needed that extra bit of help. ] Although if you wish to be truly accurate it would be one-hundred, two-hundred, five-hundred...

[ Please don't let her continue to count up how many centuries have passed. ]

Whoa, whoa, hey, those don't count!

[ ... ]

Are you able to contest me on this day of all days? I thought one would have their way on their birthday.

That's not an absolute! What if you were to say that the sky is green?

Would it be anymore unlikely than everything else we have seen the past week, Shirou?

Yes, because the sky has never been green!

If God wills it to be green, then it will be green. If that day ever occurs, I will accept a lunch of burgers from you.

All right, I'll take your bet.

[Shirou Emiya: The only man who will take a bet that is impossible to win.]

[ ~~Goes to submit a plot to turn the sky green to the mods!!~~ ]

I should fetch a gift for the lady for this day, should I not?

Huh? But she isn't your mother...

Could I not appreciate the work she has done for both of her children..?

...Well, I suppose so...

Then I will think of a lovely gift...

Perhaps a weapon. [ Really Saber? ] Yes, something she can use to defend herself just in case.

Hold on just a second!

[What the hell is she thinking?]

First of all, can she even use a weapon? Secondly, you'll get her arrested!

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