wontdieifkilled: (Fighting)
Shirou Emiya ([personal profile] wontdieifkilled) wrote2012-07-08 11:15 am

Thirty-Sixth Projection

[Video; Action for Celadon City]

[Today was the day. Shirou was going to the gym to challenge Erika after seeing Saber do the same a few days ago. He let Saber, Sakura, and Irisviel know before he left, so they could accompany him if they so pleased.

It didn't take long to have an audience with Erika. Seems the man could appreciate a gentle perfume. But once the battle started and Shirou sent out his Skarmory, he slipped into a zone. He was in this to win, and the music showed.

Shirou commanded his Skarmory excellently. He had spikes scattered all over the battlefield, maxed out its Speed, cycled through three different slashing moves based on the situation, and any time it took too much damage, had it roost and heal itself. Between the type advantage, Shirou's knowledge of a Skarmory's abilities, and the Skarmory's defense, he managed to win without losing a single Pokémon. But the fight itself was still plenty exciting.

But then, when the battle was over and Shirou had claimed his badge...]


Shirou!

Oh, Shirou!

[He was lost within a gaggle of girls.]



That was amazing! So skilled, and yet so elegant!

You MUST tell us how to be that good!

Please, please stay here and teach us!

Uh, I-I...I'm not so sure...! Hey! Come on!

[That last bit was directed at Erika, who responded...]

I must say, that would be delightful.

...Help...?

Oh, no...

[Video responses will come after he escapes the crowd of girls.]
riastrad_ridire: (forced to fight thy comrade sworn)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, WHAT THE HELL?!

HOW IS THIS FAIR?
Edited 2012-07-08 15:41 (UTC)
riastrad_ridire: (it is no reproach to thy honour)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly, so what the hell?!
riastrad_ridire: (pic#3735317)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Facepalm.]

I'm getting outdone by a damn kid. Holy shit, if Scathach could see this she'd laugh herself to death.
riastrad_ridire: (pic#3735317)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing. Nope, not a damn thing.
riastrad_ridire: (pic#3735317)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always sure. Really.
riastrad_ridire: (for our condition is evil)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, yeah.

You know who you're talkin' to? I'm the guy that half of Ireland collectively walked up to and told 'go get married or at least leave some women for the rest of us'. The same one that practically had women from Éire to Alba falling all over themselves without even tryin'.

So why don't you tell me this: What goddamn backwards universe did I trip and fall into where I can't talk to a girl without gettin' thrown out a window, and you're over there covered in 'em?
riastrad_ridire: (church on the hill)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...






Don't make me try to kill you again.
riastrad_ridire: (and undone as she has thee)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
D'you even know what a rhetorical question is?!
riastrad_ridire: (ruin has reached you there)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because your brain doesn't work for shit, kid!
riastrad_ridire: (would not have healed you ever)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's perfectly called for as long as you're still dumb as a pile of rocks.

[Someone's just jealous of dat proswagonist.]
riastrad_ridire: (shalt thou too fall by my hand)

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[personal profile] riastrad_ridire 2012-07-08 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I don't need a lance to make your life hell. Just keep that in mind.