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[wontdieifkilled]

Hi, this is Shirou's voicemail. Sorry, but I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave me a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!

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(route) ✎ letter (dated late afternoon 4.15)

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Kilgharrah was never a graceful flyer without his trainer on back, so the landing was probably anything but beautiful. During the time his trainer is on stage though, he's delivering a letter to Shirou. He's very insistent on making sure only he takes it and no one else, not even including his Pokemon or travelmates. ]

Shirou,

Per our discussion earlier, it seems you do not have to visit with me. Please inquire with one of the following two.

[ Attached are the numbers to Ventus and Lightning, but no names. ]

(route) ✉ text messages (dated late night 4.15)

[ex_cashcow493]

Shirou, there is a man who may or may not be an enemy that requests to see Sakura and Rin.

I have given him permission to do so should either girl like to visit with him.

He is the only man from Fuyuki City I will permit you to see.

Do not allow him to come to you.

Go to him instead.

Be mindful not to meet up with him where the others might be, else you endanger their lives.

Re: (route) ✉ text messages (dated late night 4.15)

[wontdieifkilled]

I can ask the girls. What's his name and what does he look like?

1/2

[ex_cashcow493]

Kariya Matou according to the PokeGear.

I am afraid I did not get a very good look at him. [ Even if she did, why would she begin to describe it? ] He claims they call him their uncle.

[ex_cashcow493]

Shirou, his reaction towards them was the strangest I have ever seen.

I do not know how family is supposed to act, so perhaps my confusion begins there.

He told me things about those two girls that make little sense as well.

If he poses any danger, you inform me right away.

I will take full responsibility for placing their lives in harm's way if so.

[wontdieifkilled]

[There's a longer delay between Saber's text and Shirou's response than last time. He sorts things out in his head. He'd talked to Kariya, but he had no idea he was a Matou...]

I talked with a man named Kariya from Fuyuki. Probably the same man. He seemed okay. I'll talk to Sakura first.

If it's a front, I'll call you.

[ex_cashcow493]

Keep me updated the best you can, Shirou.

There are many men here from Fuyuki who make my skin crawl.

I do not wish to add another to the list.

(route) ☏ voice mail (dated 5.1)

[ex_cashcow493]

Shirou, I am going to breed with Lancer.

[ That's the sound of the festival behind her, but she was dared just about. ]

You do not think anything strange of this, do you?

[wontdieifkilled]

[RING RING, SABER.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Hello Shirou.

[ She's still pretty giddy over the good news! ]

[wontdieifkilled]

SABER, WHAT IN THE NINE LEVELS OF HELL ARE YOU DOING!!

[ex_cashcow493]

Hosting a festival for Beltane. [ Scoffing. ] And finally choosing a partner for intimacy.

[wontdieifkilled]

That last part...you...and Lancer...s-s-surely you can't be serious!

[ex_cashcow493]

I am serious, Shirou. We have made an agreement as of today.




... Does this displease you, Shirou? [ Coughing. ] Would you rather I breed with you instead?

[wontdieifkilled]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT JUST A SECOND!

I-I already have a girlfriend! I mean. You r-remember Tohsaka...right?

1/2

[ex_cashcow493]

I beg your pardon, Shirou, but what does Rin have to do with this?

... Oh, I think I understand now.

[ex_cashcow493]

I extend the invitation to your girlfriend as well.

(route) ✉ anonymous text message (dated 9/13)

[ex_cashcow493]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

non-anonymous text

[wontdieifkilled]

[When Shirou saw this, he facepalmed. A chain letter? Really? Whose brilliant idea was this? Shirou deleted the text.]

Saber. Someone is passing a chain letter around. If you get it, go ahead and ignore it. It's nonsense.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Yes, a chain letter. ]

Says who?
I do not wish to be chased by a swarm of Beedrills.
Beedrill.
Beedrills.

[ ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

You won't be. This is nothing more than typical spam. Junk mail.

[ex_cashcow493]

Junk mail?
What is the purpose of junk mail?

[wontdieifkilled]

Usually deluging you with ads for things that you didn't think you need...and really don't need. And some try to dupe gullible people, usually into giving money.

[ex_cashcow493]

There was nothing of that sort with this mail.
Therefore it is legitimate.

[wontdieifkilled]

Chain letters are junk mail, too. Don't think it's limited to what I said. You shouldn't be so literal-minded.