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[wontdieifkilled]

Hi, this is Shirou's voicemail. Sorry, but I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave me a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks!

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Yes, a chain letter. ]

Says who?
I do not wish to be chased by a swarm of Beedrills.
Beedrill.
Beedrills.

[ ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

You won't be. This is nothing more than typical spam. Junk mail.

[ex_cashcow493]

Junk mail?
What is the purpose of junk mail?

[wontdieifkilled]

Usually deluging you with ads for things that you didn't think you need...and really don't need. And some try to dupe gullible people, usually into giving money.

[ex_cashcow493]

There was nothing of that sort with this mail.
Therefore it is legitimate.

[wontdieifkilled]

Chain letters are junk mail, too. Don't think it's limited to what I said. You shouldn't be so literal-minded.

[ex_cashcow493]

I fail to see what is 'junk' about me finding a potential love interest this Friday.

[ Wait for it. ] Shirou, are you planning to kiss me on Friday?

[wontdieifkilled]

NO! Whatever would give you that idea?!

[ex_cashcow493]

Well, who else would kiss me?

[wontdieifkilled]

I don't know. I don't keep track of who has a crush on you.

[ex_cashcow493]

Are you trying to mimic Rin?
That is something she would say.
"I don't know." when she really does know.

[ She's onto you, Shirou. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

Well.




They say that couples tend to rub off on one another.

But seriously, I don't know. Who likes you and who doesn't isn't the kind of information I try to sniff out.

[ex_cashcow493]

Why not?
Is it not your responsibility as my Master to stay on top of those things?

[wontdieifkilled]

Maybe for more serious matters. But when it's something that doesn't have much impact on more serious issues, I put it on the back burner.

[ex_cashcow493]

So someone being in love with me is not a serious issue?

[wontdieifkilled]

It wouldn't be an issue. It would be a great thing!

But it isn't something that should require my constant surveillance.

[ex_cashcow493]

What if I fell in love with someone who was a villain?
Then the two of us could take over this world.

[wontdieifkilled]

That won't ever happen. I have complete faith that you'd reject such a notion.

[ex_cashcow493]

Why do you never make use of that one thing?
Your imagination.
Could you just think it through to humor me?

[wontdieifkilled]

Why? What good is a hypothetical situation if it could never happen?

[ex_cashcow493]

It does the mind good to work out things that may happen.
Any knight could stray from their path.
We swear the oath not to, but temptation can be intoxicating.

[wontdieifkilled]

Fine, then in that case, I'd step in to stop you.

[ex_cashcow493]

That is all I wanted to hear.
To know that you would support me if I ever strayed off the path.
And would return me to my proper place.

[wontdieifkilled]

So wait. You turned this into a test of character?

[ex_cashcow493]

Was that wrong of me to do?